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The door was open, so she walked right in,
with soft cat feet and a cheshire grin;
But lo and behold on the other side,
was a dirty rat! Well she nearly died!
What a scramble it was--nearly broke her neck,
couldn't get back out, but oh what the heck!
So settling down with needles and yarn
she knitted a Not-hole in the side of the barn,
then spent a long lifetime looking out
waiting for something to come about;
Some catastrophic thing must surely occur
some heavenly happenstance would happen to her.
But alas, alack! It was never to be
She grew old and ugly, could scarcely see.
Then early one morning like happened before,
the latch fell open, so she walked out the door.